Three sides to every story:
Rightwing source: Hero protects school children!
Leftwing source: Rightwing Terrorist stalks TN School!
The Truth: Man compensates for penis by pretending to be a hero while terrorizing everybody.
Police and school officials received an influx of calls from parents and concerned citizens, after an armed man, wearing a bullet proof vest, was spotted by dozens of witnesses, pacing back and for…