Doobie and Don’t be.
Saw this last night, and thought it was one of the more excellent New Rules segments. And it featured Romper Room? Who could’ve seen that coming?
“We were baited into an unnecessary war that costs thousands of lives [thousands of our lives, hundreds of thousands of Iraqi lives, I felt the need to clarify, so many more lives, Bill] and trillions of dollars and what did it really get us besides an Oscar nomination for Bradley Cooper?
Islamic extremists run places where they never really existed before, and ISIS was created. ISIS, who’s now trying to do the same thing to us… bait us. They say, “Shit in your pants,” and we say, “How much?”
We’ve learned nothing.
The Republican campaign trail today is the same empty tough-guy talk from chickenhawks. Same as it was in 2003. Mike Huckabee says…
Or how about this: you leave the snake alone. Just this once go to church and handle something else. You know I’ve been in the woods, and I’ve never once had a snake problem that couldn’t be solved by distance.
DISTANCE. Pretty much any terrorist who ever attacked us and lived to tell why has said some variation of the same thing:
“Hey idiots, we don’t hate you for your freedom. We could give a goat’s shit about your freedom. We hate you for your proximity. Because you’re THERE in our land.”
If it helps you conservatives, think of it this way: You don’t like Mexicans in your country and all they want to do is mow your lawn.
The old plan of ‘let them hate us so long as they fear,’ isn’t working. Let’s try ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER.
President Obama said:
Yes… the mindset. The mindset that centuries old blood feuds are going to be resolved because WE SAID SO! The mindset that star-spangled American freedom is the salve that heals all wounds. When everyone knows, that’s Jaegermeister.
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