“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”
–The First Amendment of the Motherfucking Constitution
That’s the First Amendment to the Constitution. And Clarence Thomas insists that while the FEDERAL government cannot institute a religion, the states can.
That’s a hell of a tap-dance that forgets the states are outranked by the federal. It’s also completely against any and all statements of the writers of that document your job is to interpret. You are such a ridiculous failure, but then, you’re a fucking Republican.
This leaves me to point out what the Bible itself says about establishing a religion that people must follow. It’s in one particular section and it has disastrous connotations. Know what I’m talking about?
And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed…. saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live. [Just like Jesus supposedly did.] …..And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. – Revelation 13
No, Clarence, it doesn’t suddenly become right just because you do it for Jesus. In fact, it makes your religion its own antichrist. You people freak out so much if there’s even a hint that a microchip containing ones financial authority is implanted in their hand physically (without it being forced onto people, or without any enforced worship whatsoever, making it nothing like what’s written above), but when there’s this absolute fulfillment of what’s above, you Christians would sit back and love it because you think it’s okay to do anything evil as long as you do it for Jesus.
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION ALERT!!!
For more clever insights like above (at least I thought it was anyway) or to learn more about how Christianity has become its own Antichrist, and how Christianity has failed entirely in its mission, read my book:
Bible Studies from an Asshole: The Complete Failure of Christianity
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