“In arguments, if someone calls you Republican or assumes you’re rightwing, it’s probably because you talked like one. If you don’t want to be called one, don’t talk like one. No meaningless drivel about “big government,” no quoting bullshit NRA talking points about “guns don’t kill people,” and none of that stupid and baseless blaming of all things on liberals. And if you say we worship government just because we’re trying to make it function properly, you’re a fucking Republican, and you don’t get to pretend you’re not.”
– One of those statist leftists that makes you panic and wet yourself.