The phrase “Sexy Conservative!” just doesn’t cut it. It’s an oxymoron. Former Senator (and now Heritage Foundation president) Jim DeMint is angry about the rising American debt ceiling. At least that’s what his fundraising letters say. The truth is he’s really angry because his dick hasn’t risen inyears. And why should it? There’s nothing erotic about screwing America.
Let’s face it, conservatives just don’t like sex. They’ll never have the kind of throbbingly erotic experiences we sexy liberals celebrate, the memories of which will sustain me when I’m in a rest home pretending my catheter is a microphone. I hate to break it to those wild and crazy Tea Partiers, but there’s a reason that the Village People never had a guy in a tri-corner hat. And just the *idea* of getting frisky with Ann Coulter is about as sexy as humping a department store mannequin–even for an elderly bitter, childless loser like me. When your nickname is “The Party of ‘No,’” you’ve pretty much disqualified yourself from ever being called “sexy.” Obstructionist is just a political science term for cock-block. No one is turned on by someone who just lays there and always says no. Right, Mrs. Boehner?
Yep… this book is golden. I just wrote to Mama and told her that the second it was finished downloading into my Kindle reader, suddenly the sky opened up and heaven’s light shone down upon it, with the sound of a chorus of angels singing to me that reading this will make me instantly go to hell, but it will be totally worth it. And they’re right. It totally is.
The Stephanie Miller Show is the #1 liberal talk radio show in the country. With Arbitron ratings clocking over 3+ million listeners a week and simulcast daily in 37 million homes on Free Speech TV, where she is also the number one show, her strongest numbers are in the grand prize demographic of highly educated males 25-54, despite, or maybe because of , her status as an out gay woman. It probably explains the sublime effectiveness of her national billboard slogan: “Stephanie Miller…making men rise in the morning”. Stephanie also headlined the country’s number one comedy tour, “Stephanie Miller’s Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour", as well as the number one comedy album, “Stephanie Miller’s Sexy Liberal Comedy Album”. She has recently had her second #1 comedy album in the country with her “Stephanie Miller’s Happy Hour, Volume One”. She frequents the Holy Trinity of cable news: CNN, MSNBC, and FOX, where she bursts the infallibility balloons of right wingers, often with one well-aimed pinpoint punchline.
Here is SEXY LIBERAL!, which you can see as Al Franken rewritten by Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Handler horizontal on the desk of The Daily Show. Steph is the youngest child of Congressman William Miller of NY, Barry Goldwater’s running mate in 1964. We all know how that turned out. Though Steph was only 3, she shows here how that defeat affected her as much as it changed the Republican Party. It made her who she is.
SEXY LIBERAL! is the book her 3,000,000 fans have been begging her to write. it’s both deeply personal and hilariously political. But most of all it is Stephanie’s unique voice, her jokes, her happy clappy optimism, and her truth that they tune in to day after day, that they download as a subscription podcast, that they buy tickets for, to see her unbleeped and in person. That’s what SEXY LIBERAL! delivers. Like an uncensored comedy drone right to your door!